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When I was younger…….. I’d put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms. Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose. Slept with all the stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended..Had that one pen with 4 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once. Poured soda into the cap and acting like I were taking shots. The hardest decision was choosing which Nintendo game to play. Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out or you had to pee. Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed. Used to think that the moon followed my car. Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race. Went on the computer just to use Paint. The only thing i had to take care of was a Tamagotchi. The only ‘fake’ friends i had were invisible ones . I used to sing in the shower. (Now? I make life decisions in there now). Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy. Getting a bruised knees heals better than a broken heart. Remember when we were kids and couldn’t wait to grow up…what the hell were we thinking?
It’s so sad. Cause kids aren’t like this these days.
Life was so simple. :(
Sigh.
Forever Reblogging
:( So touching.
that just makes me cry..
((I’m tearing.))
I’m not crying, I’m not crying… Damn…
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Motivational Manatees. I’m lovin it!
This helps incredibly
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Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.
Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.
I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…
There are two kinds of people
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when someone says that a really complicated sport is easy
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Ed Sheeran and Passenger cover “No Diggity” by Blackstreet. We can’t help but be reminded of Pitch Perfect. What WHAT.
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Why can’t this be real?!? I NEED THIS!
You had me at FREE
Guise. Don’t. Do. This. To. Me. We need to make this ish happen.
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